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Radar recalled that in their Summer 2005 issue, they had run photos of some of the items in the repo'd warehouse of Jackson Family memorabilia set to soon hit the auction block, including the sketch of a boy signed by Michael Jackson described in recent reports. As it turns out, it was a profile etching depicting the child from neck up, not overtly disturbing save for the sideways cone-shape of his cranium. Far more intriguing was the 14-point charter of Jackson's now-infamous prepubescent boys' club, the Rubberheads.

It promotes a healthy diet of vegetarian nutrition, Three Stooges movies, and Peter Pan mythology, with a special stipulation (see: Rule #11) that all members take flying lessons at the Peter Pan School of Flying—an uncredited flight academy which relies heavily upon the "hold by legs outside high-floor window until student swears never to divulge any transgressions to Rule #13 that may have occurred in the Mowgli suite the night before" training technique.