ABC Haz A 'Cavemen' Flavor

· Your 2007 Upfronts Round-Up:
NBC: Quit staring at Kevin Reilly's mass. Studio 60 snuffed. Trump sweats. A Bionic teaser.
ABC: Goodbye, George, we have to make room for Cavemen. Andy Gump and Oprah make an appearance.
CBS: The Tiffany network wants to tarnish its image. Those citizens of Kid Nation better take the arcade over the library.
FOX: Choke on their reality.
· One Week in Paris: Candy Spelling offers some tough love. Kathy Hilton sees the bright side. 23 is the magic number. The French connection.
· SpectorWatch: Elmer Fudd makes an appearance. A swarthy witness for the prosecution. The bubbe look.
· Schlepping to Cannes: By the Numbers.
· The Bee Movie stunt: You're never too rich to look like an asshole. Jeffrey Katzenberg's dry run.
· Britney beams us her love!
· The Splitsville Times: Heche crazy. Phillippe almost free.
· Bud Bundy booked.
· Sylvester Stallone sorry about the whole growth hormone mix-up, Australia!
· Pinkberry only uses the freshest ingredients, which shall remain nameless.
