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Please join us in celebrating this week's sponsors, whom we'd never dream of involving in a new sexual maneuver that we hadn't thoroughly tested on our freaking-ottoman. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and experience unending pleasure, see this page.

· American Apparel
· Canon
· Cazadores Tequila
· Crunch
· Grey Gardens
· Herbal Color
· The Hip Hop Project
· Knocked Up
· LG Electronics
· Nokia
· Reyka Vodka
· Select Comfort
· Sprint
· The Starter Wife