'Teen Vogue' Intern Search: No Dorks, Fatties
Attention, thin children! Teen Vogue contest alert! You now have the chance to be an intern for a choice three weeks in July, when all the important editors are in the Hamptons! Although maybe you'd be able to rub shoulders with a couple of reality television celebrities. Imagine the sexy possibilities. To apply, you just have to go through a couple easy steps.
First, upload a photo of yourself. Now don't worry! They just want to see your "personal style"! Mmm hmm.
Also, you'll need to write two essays. The first (no more than 500 words!) should explain why you "deserve" a Teen Vogue summer internship. Say something about the time you went to the Prada store and they were out of those shoes you had been planning on wearing to your debutante ball. They'll be able to relate.
The second question is a little harder! They want you to analyze the current issue, and tell them what you want to see more or less of: "Tell us how you think you could improve Teen Vogue." Don't say anything about seeing more girls from outside New York and LA, or girls who weigh more than 105 pounds, and you should be in! You don't want to be known as the girl who loves fatties from the fly-overs.