Don't Christine and her mogul-hubs Steve Schwarzman look cute in their Rod Stewart 'n' floozy costumes? Debbie Bancroft thinks so. Her first party report of the season for Hampton Style pays slavish compliments not only to the Schwarzmans but a whole host of other rich folk, including "Wig Out" party host and Johnson & Johnson heir Woody Johnson and his "beautiful girlfriend" Suzanne Ircha. But not everyone loved Woody's bewigged look! "Suzanne wore an Edie Sedgwick platinum wig and a sparkling mini-dress. Woody complemented her with a Warhol white mop, shades and an especially groovy black-satin shirt. They had tried the costumes on at home the day before and, with one look, their one-year-old son Brick fled in confusion." But! Brick was totally what we were going to name the child we were going to have with anyone who owns a football team! Way to rub it in, Suzanne.

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