As part of Gawker Media's ongoing attempts to better serve its advertisers readers by bribing them with a chance to win exciting prizes in exchange for some anonymous demographic information, we are happy to present the following Defamer FunTime Poll. Tell us a little bit about your sexual preference, submit your e-mail address (don't worry, it's not linked to your vote), and you'll be entered in a random drawing for a $250 Amazon gift certificate. Creepy? Not even a little, we're told!

[Please note that your participation in the above FunTime Poll is subject to our usual contest rules, which have recently been amended so that our boss can no longer legally harvest your fresher, healthier organs once his begin to fail.]