Asian Whores No Longer Topic For Comedy
It's true, as today's Page Six points out, that GQ editor Jim Nelson shouldn't have made remarks about "Asian whores" in his editor's letter. There are a very few types of whores these days who are acceptable as punchlines. The kinds of whores you are still totally allowed to make fun of include:
Bulgarian whores.
Trannie whores.
Animal whores. (Especially penguins, cheetahs.)
Adam Gopnik.
Las Vegas whores.
Britney.
Norwegian whores with leg fur.
That one whore who still works on that corner by that restaurant, you know, that place with the creepy Nazi graffiti that used to be open all night but is now permanently closed, over on 11th Avenue?