Badly Timed Publicity To Distract From Media-Shy Documentarian's Message

· Michael Moore finds himself in trouble with the Treasury...because of the sure-to-be controversial documentary on the U.S. healthcare system he's got coming out soon! How will he ever promote the movie with all this unwanted publicity swirling around him?
· Just $9.99 wins you the URL DontfreeHilton.com, which is sure to be wildly popular even after she serves just 15 hours of her 45 day sentence.
· Billy Ray Cyrus glad America put him out of his uncoordinated, toe-mashing misery.
· When are you mean people going to stop expecting Val Kilmer to have that Top Gun six-pack? Can't an aging actor go to seed in peace anymore?
