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Sons of Hollywood, A&E's reality series following the exploits of three real-life Entourage-esque boneheads, was reported as canceled last week, a disappointing detour for the short-lived series that left its dozens of fans frustrated at the many questions it left unanswered. Would Sean Stewart ever release that hit record inspired by the sounds of Panic Against the Disco Machine? We may never know. Meanwhile, an incident in which Stewart hurled rocks and punches at a couple outside a Hollywood party played no factor in the network's decision, according to an A&E spokesperson. (The couple is now suing Stewart over the attack.)

To make matters even more confusing, Fishbowl LA notes that the guys are hosting a Sons of Hollywood party Tuesday night at the Stoli Hotel, where you can presumably wish them the best of luck with their future, non-televised endeavors, while indulging in complimentary libations from Hollywood's hottest liquor-branded celebutard gathering spot. We'd suggest keeping the open mocking to a minimum, however, as the short-tempered and easily confused Stewart has been known to lash out like a cornered possum whenever put on the defensive, and if there are no shards of Stoli Blueberry bottle on hand, he won't hesitate to simply use his razor-sharp marsupial teeth.