A quick-thinking Defamer operative frequenting fine local Mexican dining institution El Coyote instantly knew what to do when "coochie coochie"-intoning flamenco guitarist and Surreal Life star Charo thrilled diners by sitting in for an unbilled performance with the house mariachi band: capture it all on shaky cell phone video and send the footage to us (two weeks later, but Charo, like greasy Mexican food and strong margaritas, is timeless) for inclusion in our world class collection of the citizen paparazzi arts. Without further ado, we welcome you to now feast your senses upon the force of nature that is Charo (seen only from the back, but you're just going to have to trust us on this), looking almost as delicious as that opening close-up on a skillet of El Coyote fajitas. Olé!