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Bravo's Andy Cohen detailed his weekend activities in today's post, which included a screening of Sony's box office behemoth, Spider-Man 3. And while there should have been plenty there to please the blogging executive wunderkind (James Franco, grown men in Spandex...that about covers it), apparently the movie left his stinker senses tingling:

Yesterday I saw "Spider Man 8" and it was not only the highest opening film in history, it's the biggest piece of crap in history too! It sucks! It's 5 movies in one ... it makes no sense ... is boring ... spidey looks pudgy ... Kirsten Dunst is blah ... it has 4 endings ... and I freaking hated it. Stop the madness.

It really stunk.

We salute the opinionated online diarist for dispensing with showbiz niceties and bluntly stating what a significant portion of disappointed audiences were already thinking. Having made his point, however, we couldn't help but feel Cohen approached overkill when he went on to describe how he spent the rest of his weekend silkscreening 5000 "Stop The Madness" T-shirts in his apartment, each bearing the image of Tobey Maguire's "pudgy" face with a diagonal red line running through it, and plans to take the week off from his Bravo duties in order to stand on a midtown Manhattan street corner hawking the goods until he feels his message has adequately penetrated the public's consciousness.