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· They wanted it. They got it. That's hot.
· Britney's comeback: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
· Hoff, hassled.
· The Wrath of Pong: A trophy goes missing. The hunter becomes the hunted.
· Young Hollywood shows up to see what kind of hot activist tail they can reel in at an Obama fundraising event.
· Trader Vic's flatlines, resuscitated as poolside girlie drink oasis.
· Newsflash: Canadian basic cable sports networks have heard of Bruce Willis, decency standards!
· SpectorWatch: Tales from the Glass Crypt. The tell-tale fingernail.
· Larrylynn escapes from the Bahamas.
· Jesse James gets rescrambled.
· "Facts, figures, thoughts, wisdom." Just a few of the things Russell Crowe imagines are inside producing entity Brian Grazer's head!
· Thomas Dekker is down with playing gay. It's the system that wants him banging chicks on TV!