• Page Six, citing "word on the street," says Lindsay Lohan was caught on cellphone cam doing something unwholesome. OMG! Was she inhaling a virgin daiquiri through her nostrils? [NYP]
  • Michael Chabon says his mother "was kvelling" when he was described as an anti-Semite in the Post. Because she hates Jews too! (Kidding, Mrs. Chabon!) [NYDN]
  • Bob Dylan terrifies Malibu schoolchildren. [NYP]
  • Who Paris Hilton is working out on these days. [NYP]