Nancy Grace Needs You
Do you harbor a murderous desire to see justice done? Are you not particularly concerned with that whole "innocent until proven guilty in a court of law" thing? Willing to hear the phrase "He should fry" uttered at least nine times an hour in the most grating Southern accent of all? Good news: CNN Anchor and Professional Victim Nancy Grace is looking for a producer! You'll need at least three years production experience in the television industry, good presentation skills, and "superb integrity." Also, you need to be quick on your feet with a rape joke. Applications currently being accepted!
