It's true: Larry Birkhead does look pretty psycho in the baby cheesecake shots he sold to OK. [NYP]
Ooh, maybe stop making fun of pornstar emeritus Jenna Jameson for being too skinny: she had cancer. [Us]
Dave Zinczenko apparently has to get really, really creative in order to get women to cum. [Page Six]
Vegas clubs are engaging in a bidding war over who gets to host Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari's 21st birthday party. Don't you wish you'd seriously studied a language in college, so you could leave this terrible country? Also, Kristen's looking sort of like Josh Lucas now. [Page Six]
Bryan Ferry: not a Nazi. [R&M, last item]
Richard Gere has been charged with "committing an obscene act" for kissing a Bollywood actress in India. [AP]
