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Aware that Phil Spector's televised murder trial has the potential to quickly escalate into another media circus ("Phil! Phil! Whose wig are you wearing?!" "It's a Jackie by Jon Reneau!") the presiding judge has warned prospective jurors still in the running for having scored a "Not Completely and Utterly Obsessed With Celebrities" or lower on their screening questionnaires not to expect to use the high profile case to kickstart their stalled entertainment reporter and/or acting careers:

"This criminal justice system works extremely well if we end up with 12 impartial jurors willing to be fair to both sides," [Superior Court Judge Larry Paul Fidler] said. "There are some people looking for their 15 minutes of fame. We're not looking for that kind of juror."

Clearly, Judge Fidler knows better than to accept jurors who list their occupation as "Spiritual seeker/Potential Big Brother housemate," who could potentially compromise the trial's legitimacy by taking their deliberations to their MySpace blog, in which they'll reason, "Well...I've heard of him, so I assumed he was innocent at first. But he's, like, totally not hot. So now I'm not so sure! By the way, I'm still seeking representation!!!"