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As threatened hinted at in our recent reminder about how to join our community of official commenters, after a criminally long hiatus, it's time to reintroduce the now-regular feature (we mean it this time) in which we say a bittersweet goodbye to those whose commenting timeslots will soon be taken over by supposedly fresher, more demographically appealing wiseasses. Off the schedule, effective immediately:

Cancelled: ottodaemon
Reason: Suspicious tendency to comment exclusively on Dakota Fanning posts leads us to believe he/she is actually stage mom Joy Fanning, agent Cindy Osbrink, or the precocious child actress herself.

Cancelled: The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club
Canceled:Poorly considered deployment of a splooge joke in a eulogy post. Even we occasionally have to enforce standards.

Cancelled: Dragonwolf
Reason: Sins too numerous to list, but the poetry and the references to being from Fresno certainly didn't help things.

Cancelled: raincoaster
Reason: Seems to get off on being banned, so who are we to deny that kind of pleasure?

Cancelled: WaldoFeathers
Reason: Using pseudoscience to support vicious lies about about an utterly benign social lubricant.

Remember, those blindfolded and forced to walk this particular plank could always wash back up on our commenting shores, through either a successful audition or begging us to reconsider and offer a new invitation, promising not to repeat the mistakes of the past.