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On this Good Friday (just one more full shopping day until Easter!), join us in glorifying this week's sponsors, whose love for us all is unconditional and all-consuming. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer, see this page.

· 24 Hour Fitness
· American Apparel
· Canon
· Crunch Fitness
· Nokia
· Perfect Stranger
· Sony Pictures Black Book
· SV Supreme Vodka
· Sprint
· VW
· Verizon