• Fake "The Hills" celebrity Lauren Conrad vows that rumors of a sex tape are fake, too: "Jason [Something] and I would like to make it clear that we did not make a tape with us having sex." Ah, so there is one then. [Lauren Conrad]
  • Is it dangerous to make like Keith Richards and snort your Dad's ashy remains? Apparently no. [Slate]
  • Perusal of Mediabistro messageboards reveals that swingers aren't just in Details. [MB]
  • MTV unveils its new "Thursday Night Block," which "will present continuous engagement for the MTV audience - where shows will merge into one another, and programming content will play in commercial time." Gee, will viewers be able to discern advertising from programming anymore? [Adrants]