Crazy gay eminence Larry Kramer weighs in on Out magazine's cover story on "the glass closet," which stars Anderson Cooper. Today Larry tells Rush 'n' Molloy that Anderson is "real cute, and I hear he wants a boyfriend very bad. And he can't get one being in the closet." Disagree! Cut to, last night: The Coop, dining at Paris Commune with a guy. "Cute couple," says a fellow diner. How about the night previous? "Long intimate dinner" with a fellow in Brooklyn Heights at Noodle Pudding, says a noodle-slurper. (Also lots of Treo typing while the fella was in the bathroom.) So don't worry, Uncle Larry. Anderson's doing just fine. CNN declined a request for comment on the Out story, as they just don't discuss the personal lives of their anchors, dontcha know. Yes, well, neither do we—just the life that happens out in public.

Out-and-out debate over Jodie, Anderson [NYDN]