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We pause once again for our weekly declaration of unbridled horniness for this week's sponsors, whose online advertising budgets never fail to drive us wild with desire. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and tap this hot mess, see this page.

· Absolut
· American Apparel
· Sony Pictures Black Book
· Curse of the Golden Flower
· Nokia
· Perfect Stranger
· SV Supreme Vodka
· Sprint
· VW
· Verizon