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· GRAZERGATE: Current's killed. Martinez is out. The intro that never was. The tearful "what-ifs?"
· Lily Tomlin and David O. Russell fail to hug it out on the I Heart Huckabees set, but can laugh about it now.
· Phil Spector jury selection, with a questionnaire asking how much or little candidates love Ellen.
· Something continues to feel not quite right about Media Rights Capital.
· Offensive Billboardwatch: Damned if After Dark Films' Courtney Solomon knows how that offensive campaign got a greenlight. The countdown to decency is running late.
· Pax: Not the failed Christian TV network, but the orphan sensation!
· Joe Roth loves Julie Taymor's movie. He just took it upon himself to edit out all the artsy fartsy puppet bullshit that flies on Broadway.
· Lucky and Flo might pay the ultimate price for being great at their job.
· Sanjayamania grips a nation with a far more sadistic sense of humor than we ever gave them credit for, and in the process, a weepy bopper sensation is born.
· Britney free to do what she wants any old time.
· Aaron Sorkin will write Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, the Broadway musical, which could use as much Julie Taymor artsy fartsy puppet bullshit it can get right about now.
· Farewell, Bud.
· Chinese Theater Batman is arrested after being denied entrance into the crapcave.