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We once again pause to anoint the feet of this week's sponsors with fragrant oils, in accordance with the sacred rituals passed down by our advertiser-worshipping ancestors. If you'd like to get some sweet ads all up in this piece, see this page.

· Absolut
· American Apparel
· Curse of the Golden Flower
· Nokia
· Perfect Stranger
· SV Supreme Vodka
· Sprint
· Toyota
· VW
· Verizon