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No, Transformers star Shia LaBeouf hasn't finally decided to take the radical gender reassignment steps that will permanently tranform him into the weeping 13-year-old girl he's long known to be living inside him, he's merely expressing his desire to graduate to the kinds of manly roles he knows he would be able to play if he still wasn't corporeally limited by a scrawny, post-adolescent frame. As for his supposedly confirmed role in Indy 4, the actor tells the AP, "I don't have a deal on the table, it's just a rumor," most probably a savvy, backpeddling offering to the Spielbergian gods, who expressly told his people to keep their big mouths shut until they could secure the rest of the top secret cast now common knowledge thanks to similarly loose-lipped actors.