As promised, former gossip Jared Paul Stern has filed a complaint in State Supreme Court. From the AP:

While Stern's primary beef deals with Burkle and the Daily News, he spares no one in his lawsuit. The lawsuit names another Burkle spokesman, his head of security, even former President Clinton and Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. The Clintons are friends with Burkle, and Stern says they were all part of a vast conspiracy against him and the paper.

More to come shortly. Also: OMG! Also: Crazy! It's Burklemas!