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Our iPhone-spec-fetishizing cousins over at Gizmodo point us to something new: SearchWithKevin.com, a Federline-powered search engine from the same people that brought us such has-been-endorsed threats to Google's hegemony as SearchWithWynona.com and SearchWithMeatLoaf.com. A few randomly selected users will win a grand prize of a trip to attend Federline's private birthday celebrations, where they'll stand hundreds of feet away while the guest of honor gets his Moët and Chandon on in a VIP section, safely cordoned off from any lucky sweepstakes winners who are anxious to approach their hero to tell him, "It's an honor, Mr. Federline. I'm the one who typed 'jailbait + anal!'"