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· Pax Thien: Signed, delivered, renamed: He's hers.
· CAA controls the universe.
· The Bruno math doesn't add up, leading some to wonder if Media Rights Capital isn't just an anagram of "Endeavor."
· New Line's Bob Shaye wishes Brett Ratner would get off the phone, and Jackie Chan just wishes he'd move aside.
· Add some Hollywood pizzazz to your puppy training routine with the Brian Grazer-edited LAT!
· Sylvester Stallone busted Down Under with 48 vials of human growth hormone.
· The Week in Idol: Mario Vazquez caught with his pants down. The worst thing you will ever see. Paula likes Simon. Ryan likes pumps.
· Anna Nicole DramatizationMania! The Law & Order: Criminial Intent episode and indie movie take.
· Britney's rehab loves: Riva and cola.
· Aspen Ski Patrol's finest rescue three sub-A-list actors, as predicted by 20th century gay porn oracle.
· Richard Jeni kills himself, and Chris Rock remembers (to plug his new movie).
· Mike Tollin and Brian Robbins go their separate, crappy-comedy-making ways.
· Tori Spelling gains a son and gains a mother.
· Lindsay Lohan's alive and well, mowing down paparazzi in Manhattan.
· Another entertaining chapter to the Big Book of Wasted Kiefer Sutherland Run-Ins.