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Friday
 · Music round-up: Clipse at the El Rey; The Zombies at the Henry Fonda; The Jane Doe's at Hotel Cafe.
· Selected HuffPo bloggers (famous and semi-famous ones!) will join the performers from The Beastly Bombing in a lively panel discussion about Politics and Comedy in Post 9-1-1 Era following a performance of the bastard opera at the Steve Allen Theater.
· Atone in advance for the culture-eroding debauchery of tomorrow by partaking in a 50th anniversary celebration of the publication of On the Road, including a live performance by Sonic Youth, at Beyond Baroque in Venice.
Saturday
 · Sure, you could be vomiting up green beer behind Tom Bergin's to celebrate your 1/10 Irish heritage on St. Patty's Day, but there are open houses at various Chinatown galleries to hit instead.
· More music: The Presets at the Echo; Ollin at Spaceland; Killswitch Engage at the HOB.
· The Dirtiest Sketch in LA Contest throws a "Best Of" showcase of its filthiest moments at the UCB Theatre, featuring an all-star cast of Matt Besser, Matt Walsh, and a small army of other pervs.
Sunday
 · Cuckolded magicians! Disfiguring Molotov cocktails! It's The Bilingual Lover at the Egyptian.
· And a little more music: Street Dogs at the Troubadour; Movie Star Kiss at Spaceland.