Oh, how we love the Fug girls: "I always have fun with Chloe Sevigny and Sienna Miller. When fashion magazines or insiders revere someone whose choices are completely baffling to me, I tend to enjoy fugging them the most. Because really, what's so brilliant and visionary about wearing sandals tied around the outside of a pair of jeans?" [Zulkey]
Former Page Six reporter Sean Gannon will be the Post's new Business Editor. His most recent job was as an editor at Star. Does this say more about the Post's Business section, or about Star? [Media Mob]
Ian Schrager's new Times Square hotel, The Paramount, is confusing guests with its huge vinyl paintings as headboards. [Hotel Chatter]
Carol Burnett is really pissed off about that episode of Family Guy last year, when her old character Charwoman showed up as a porn shop maid. Oopsie. [B&C]