Tara Reid Exploring Exciting, Non-Waitressing Opportunities In The Food Service Industry
Local foodie blog Eater LA has been steadfastly tracking the progress of Ketchup, the newest addition to Dolce Group's ever-expanding empire of scenewhorey restaurants that promises to erase any preconception of the American diner as somewhere you don't go to do a bump in the bathroom before returning to a VIP vinyl booth to order a $27 Godiva milkshake. But imagine their surprise when they stumbled upon an item on paparazzi concern Splash News's website, listing Tara Reid as one of the celebrity owners:
To supplement her ever-shrinking royalty checks from American Pie and Van Wilder, hard partying actress Tara Reid is opening her very own fast-food restaurant out here in Los Angeles named "Ketchup," with doors slated to open march 31st. [...]
No word if customers will be able to receive discounted lipo-suction with their 12th purchase.
Touché! Still, assuming the suspiciously underattributed item is at least partially valid (something we're often willing to do), we think it's ungenerous of spirit to assume that just because Reid's casting dance card has been underfilled lately, the actress has been sitting idle. On the contrary—Reid has been maximizing her earning potential and squirreling away her savings from various side projects Down Under. Now, the savvy businesswoman may have saved up enough horse auction and Dodo money to have purchased a significant stake in Hollywood's next trendy eatery, perhaps even at an investment level that will give her the clout to demand a good weekend shift at the hostess stand.
