The Secrets Of Our Sweary Overlords
The always reliable Fred U. Dicker reports that "Gov. Eliot 'Steamroller' Spitzer was at it again yesterday, in a 15-minute, expletive-laden exchange with Senate Majority Leader Joseph Bruno that left top state officials aghast—and caused a secretary to flee the face-off in horror, insiders said yesterday." Since the "family-friendly" Post won't give you any of the good stuff, we've obtained a transcript of the call and itemized its profanities.
- "Motherfucker." [13 times, including salutations.]
- "Cocksucker." [7 times, six in reference to Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver]
- "Asswipe." [Twice, both Spitzer]
- "Asslicker." [Twice, one each]
- "Cunting cocksucker sonofabitch." [Bruno administrative assistant transferring call]
- "Taint-raping butt-buccaneer." [Spitzer, once, in reference to 1199 SEIU President Dennis Rivera]
- "Bitch daughter of a thousand whores." [Bruno, once, in reference to former Lt. Governor Mary Donohue]
- "Big-cocked child molester" [Spitzer, once, in reference to Bruno]
- "Gigantic-cocked child molester" [Bruno, in reference to self]
- "Village fucking idiot" [Spitzer, in re former governor Pataki, seventeen times]
- "Dumbass retard Frankenstein" [Bruno, also in reference to Pataki, also seventeen times]
- "Big meany." [Spitzer, once, during conciliatory period]
- "Anal navigator dickface" [Spitzer, once, during goodbye]
- SPITZER AND BRUNO TRADE @#%! BOMBS [NYP]