· The above clip might not be "new," exactly, but it's new to us. And Tracy Morgan takes off his shirt and talks about spreading his seed around El Paso. We think we need no further justification for posting it than that.
· Fro-yo throwdown! Pinkberry vs. Red Mango.
· We would like to officially throw our support behind Sonya T's quest to use her artificial mustache to upend the oppressive facial-hair-contest-ruling patriarchy.
· Local actress makes good with philandering politician to the north! A truly heartwarming story.
· Universal is testing out a radical plan to give out free tickets to one of its films. If that doesn't work out, they're going to try the even more unorthodox strategy of handing out ventriloquist dummies to potential ticketbuyers.