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Andrea Peyser dials down her Moral Outrage Meter to mere Sklar-like chiding this morning, clucking her tongue at "Virgin Territory," a proposed reality show (maybe it'll air on the new Court TV!) in which a bunch of virgins sit around watching porn and the guy who can refrain from rubbing his rod to sploogation the longest gets to nail a porn star. The column focuses on Herb, a 23-year-old cheesecake distributor (what?) and contestant for whom Peyser has an odd, but obvious attraction. In a poignant moment, Herb notes that while shooting his virginity into a Vivid vixen would be grand, "any old girl would do." (You can almost feel The Peys considering it!) But we veer into pure creepiness at the column's close: "Maybe we should look for the show on pay-per-view. I'd pay to see Herb get what's coming to him." Okay, we finally know what kind of porn Peyser goes for: clean and quick. Not much of a surprise, actually.

Sacrificing a Virgin [NYP]