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· Katie Holmes clears some room out of her busy, nursery-decorating schedule for her work, as does Tom.
· Steven Spielberg dismayed to learn he owns a hot Rockwell.
· Angelina and Brad lease-to-buy.
· Reese Witherspoon pulls out of her own production, Bunny Lake is Missing, for mysterious, possibly package-fee-related reasons.
· On that illustration of human evolution, right after bipedal simian comes TV comedy development exec.
· Britney Spears finds some headspinning deals on the internet.
· Hatchet Wound vs. Grand Canyon, and other bizarre Tales from the Anna Nicole Crypt.
· CAA's grass is always greener.
· Madonna shows up to the Kabbalah Centre's Purim party with Marcel Waves in her hair, leaves with babies on her lap.
· How the Sahara script got passed around more than some of the D-listers on the Penelope Cruz backup list.
· Zach Braff's crippling depression eased through a combination therapy of banging hot chicks and $350k per episode.
· Warren Beatty caught sampling Hyde's cookies.
· Indy 4 RumorWatch: "Calista Flockhart as love interest" rumor birthed and dies in same Extra headline. "Shia LaBeouf as son" rumor is actually a fact. So's that sinking feeling in your stomach.
· Jared Leto's astounding body modification won't actually make Chapter 27 any more watchable.
· M. Night Shayamalan's latest twist ending: Autocratic auteur actually flexible, decision-by-committee type!
· Rosie O'Donnell battles her dark demons with the greatest of ease.
· Winona Ryder is perfectly fine.