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Please hide in the closet and watch quietly as we make love to this week's sponsors in an intimidating number of exotic positions, ranging from the Angry Water Buffalo to the Backwards Ski Lift. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and be freaked until the point of collapse by the world's most affluent and sexually adventurous readers, see this page.


· 24 Hour Fitness
· Absolut
· American Apparel
· Perfect Stranger
· SV Supreme Vodka
· Showtime's This American Life
· Sprint
· Toyota
· VW
· Verizon