Retitle Lance Bass's Gaymoir!
Former boybander Lance Bass, who not-shocked the world with an announcement of his gayitude this past summer, has just sold a memoir to classy S&S imprint Simon Spotlight Entertainment. It's called Out Of Sync, and it's "a 'candid' book about his life, his music, and his life as a gay man." We like the concept, but frankly, we think the title needs some work! Here are a few of our suggestions. We implore you to leave yours in the comments.
- A Life Lived Bass Ackwards
- Lance Bass: Reaching For The Stars (get it? because he wanted to charter a space shuttle?)
- Bi Bi ... Actually, Just Really Gay
- Tearin Up My Fart
- Here's What I'LL Say, Reichen, You Cheating Bastard