Defamer Connections: Drew Barrymore's Scandinavian Admirer
Occasionally, we'll find e-mails in our inbox addressed to specific celebrities from fans, pregnant women, aspiring screenwriters, etc., hoping that we have nothing better to do than to consult our famous-people Rolodex, and forward their correspondence off to the objects of their fascination/scorn/lawsuits. Our typical instinct is to file those in a special folder marked "trash." But once in a while, a fan letter is so touching, we feel it's our duty to publish it in the hopes of bringing idol and admirer together. Therefore, Drew Barrymore, we'd like to introduce to a very special, Scandinavian young man named Henrik:
Hello Drew Barrymore!
My name Henrik [Redacted], I come from Sweden, I am 20 years old
You are my world favourite actress!! I have seen 16 filmen as you with in the filmen but 10 off the filmen have I DVD-filmen...
You are good actress! I think to you beautiful.
I love collect celebrity picture and celebrity birthday and I are interest contact with celebrity but I know to celebrity and you have not time to answer but hope answer beautiful day
So I are interest contact with you Drew.
I Love You! Hope you answer so soon near you have time...
I Love You! Hoppas du svar så snart när du har tiden!!Greeting Henrik.
What more do you need, Drew? Henrik loves you! You went on a date with that Brian guy, and he filmed and marketed the whole thing, and probably doesn't even own 5 your 16 filmen on DVD-filmen. If you'd like to reach Henrik, just drop us a line—we're keeping his e-mail address on file. And remember—hoppas du svar så snart när du har tiden!!