Breaking: CAA Death Star Flood Weapon Nearing Full Operability
This just in from a brave operative who may already be dead by the time you read these words:
The CAA EVIL fortress controls water as well: Looks like the architects forgot some days are windy in LALA. As a wind tunnel blows across Ave of Stars, the fountain in the median is flooding even the far right lane and sidewalk, making it nearly impassible.
What, you thought that the evil agency was just going to move to Century City and attempt to peacefully coexist with its new neighbors? It's exactly that kind of tragic naïveté that's going to allow CAA to step up the testing of the flood weapon (codename: THE LOURD'S TSUNAMI) they're going to use to wipe out everything in The CC, finally establishing themselves as the area's lone superpower. We recommend that all nearby businesses make emergency plans to relocate to less hostile environs and concede the area to the ruthless usurpers before their wave-generating apparatus is fully operational, lest they find everything they've worked so hard to build reduced to waterlogged rubble.