The Mad Mullahs Of Tehran Do Not Scare Us
Pants-crapping time? Newsweek reports that our fair city could be attacked by angry Iranian agents, who may have already chosen potential targets: "bridges and tunnels, Jewish organizations and Wall Street." We can actually live with this. We never go to Wall Street, we never go to Jersey, and we stay the hell out of Zabar's. Bring it on, bitches!
