Are Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams on the rocks? Heath's solo Valentine's day at Teddy's might be a clue. Then again, this chummy photo was taken last Saturday. Hmm! [Gatecrasher, second item]
PETA activist Pamela Anderson vowed to quit wearing Uggs after belatedly realizing that they are made of sheep. [Daily Telegraph]
Hot tips for people looking to get out of jury duty: a) read a book about Lenin while waiting and b) be Steven Soderbergh. [Page Six]
Finally, someone explains Jack Nicholson's new Britney hairdo! It's... for a movie. [R&M, last item]
