Here's how the Post chose to headline the story in which "Edward Cardinal Egan pulled a fast one on a lower Manhattan parish pastor yesterday, summoning the priest to meet with him—then dispatching security guards to permanently lock the cleric's church doors." So it's time once again to play everyone's favorite game: Rewriting the Post! Today we're just going to focus on that headline. We'll give you a couple of our attempts, and then you can take your shot in the comments.