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· Sacha Baron Cohen sued again, this time because Ali G ran at the mouth about knocking up one of Cohen's childhood friends.
· The latest in MirrenPorn: Buying a microwave! Hott!
· The Miramax party smells nice, but was pretty dead.
· We refuse to believe Katherine McPhee's breasts are real until we're granted a Tyra Banks-level tactile test.
· This just in: DeGeneres nervous, excited about her big night! Also: lesbian.
· Oh yeah, and so is Suze Orman.
· Fantasia flips off America. We're sure it was intended just for Cowell, not the whole country.