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· Oscar crashes on our couch for the weekend, and shows up with a jailbait date.
· Britney Spears liberates herself from her split-ended demons. Will the real eBay sale please stand up? Her Beverly Hills house goes up for sale. In again, out again, in again. PAPS: Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? K-Fed pops by Promises.
· Welcome to The CC, bitch.
· Ray Liotta scores a DUI, we're just not sure what he was U the I of.
· The Obamaship has landed. David Geffen never forgets. Hillary drops into the CAA deathstar.
· The Week in Anna Nicole: Clown video to haunt your dreams. Did you know you could cry with a Bronx accent? Kimmie has to set the record straight after a malicious Kimmie-like spreads anti-Sternian venom.
· Berry Gordy gets an apology for Dreamgirls. Now he owes us one for The Last Dragon.
· L.A.: The City of Brotherly Contempt.
· Idol Camp: Your child will never forget the summer they were publicly humiliated for being neither special nor memorable.
· Don't forget: We'll see all of you back here Sunday at 5 pst/8 est for our Oscars liveblog. Come dressed in your snazziest lesbian tuxedo!