Gavin Newsom not sure if he's an alcoholic
Yes, that's Nancy Pelosi in bottom left foreground, but in the background, blurry San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom touches his face, and you know how we feel about that. Newsom was interviewed last night on CBS 5, and while there was much regret and mea culping, Newsom stopped short of calling himself an alcoholic. "I don't need to drink wine, and I don't think it's helpful right now," he said. But it sure could be helpful later on, am I right? Newsom also called rumors that he snorted coke "gratuitously erroneous," which is right on. Sometimes we're wrong just for the hell of it.
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