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Snocap's Jordan Mendelson is quite serious regarding his duties as the Valley's new symbol of personal bacchanalia. Witness these pics of a private cocktail party held this past weekend, sent along by a Mendelson fan who claims not to be his publicist. Large, lurid editions of the photos after the jump. And because we can't resist, there you'll also find the accompanying "party report," which is one of the funniest things we've read this month.

What started out as a 70 degree Saturday in San Francisco turned into one hot winter night for guests in attendance at Jordan Mendelson's exclusive, invitation-only cocktail party. It seems the Snocap co-founder wants to be more than a techie with a penchant for beautiful women—he also wants to be known for throwing some of the best parties in SF! Guests were treated to fabulous food, fantastic cocktails, and an unending flow of champagne

The SOMA loft was sparkling but the light from the party paled in comparison to the beautiful guests. What a smokin' hot crowd! The young, hip, well-dressed and successful attendees made for a ridiculously high concentration of hot people and more than one person commented on the fortuitous ratio of straight men to enticing women. Guests, who included several well-known straight and gay couples (and singles) in the SF social scene, drank, nibbled and flirted while eyeing and admiring each other's party outfits.

Though the party was scheduled to end at 1am, those who left early missed out on rounds of shots of Don Julio (Jordan's favorite tequila) and the impromptu, 3 a.m. dance party, which included, among the bumping and grinding couples, a dozen gorgeous women kicking up their heels and letting their lovely locks down. Everyone wanted to know who would make it onto the list for the next party—but lips are tightly sealed. Jealous on-lookers will just have to wait by their mailboxes for the next invitation.

When the music was turned down at 4 a.m., most of the girls left... although I can't (and won't) say who stayed over for the even hotter after party. Which begs the question—just who at the top of Jordan's seemingly endless harem ladies? It may not be as clear as it seems! Rumor has it, the Valley's newest bad boy plans on taking his favorite ladies to the VergeLA party in Southern California this week. Could it be the two pictured below [or "above" — ed.]? Maybe... but I'll never tell...

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