Internal Documents: Naming Our 'Vows' Column
Because it's a holiday, we're loopy, and a bit bored-anxious. Maybe a little lonely! Definitely cold. Those are the circumstances which lead us to now publishing what we like to think of as The Most Useless Internal Email Thread In The History Of Gawker, In Which We Learn Who Is Efficient And Who Is A Complete Fucktard. (Hint! It breaks along gender lines!) The emails concern the naming of the new 'Vows" rating column, which will debut this afternoon.
SUBJECT: Which is better for Alexis's Vows column
From: Emily
Diss A Vow or Vowie Zowie?
Or: your suggestion goes here
From: Choire
Beheadings and Fellations.
From: Alex
Furrowed Vows?
From: Emily
Please, keep punning until you get down to the Vowt To Lunch level.
From: Alex
DeVOWered!
From: Choire
VOW, I LUV U!
VOW 'N' LATER.
A VOW TO A KILL.
A VOW TO ARMS.
THE VOWING FIELDS.
THE VOW STANDS ALONE.
RUMBLEVOWS.
ARE YOU THERE VOWS? IT'S ME, ALEXIS.
From: Alex
Der Vow Angel
Vow and Fornever
The Vowtenance Divine
Big Ball in Vowtown
From: Choire
vowbreaker.
vowanista.
voweywag.
From: Alex
Vownity Fair
US Vows & World Report
Avownue
Vowsquire
Vowdar
The New York Review of Vows
Hustler (Vows)
From: Choire
vowcaine
vowanol
crystal vow
vowoin
vowijuana
From: Alex
The SuperVowl
The U.S. Vowpen
Vowbeldon
The PGVow Tournament
The World Series of Vows
Something about lacrosse and vows. And rape.
From: Choire
Dr. Vowlittle
Eating Vows Is Wrong
Mrs. Vowaway
Heart of Vowsness
Sense and Vowsability
Lady Windermere's Vows
Vowslysses
From: Doree
I think everything's been said, no?
From: Emily
In the shower just now I realized that it should be Altarcations, because it is about battling to be the best wedding announcement.
From: Choire
Well that was anticlimactic.