Last week, Columbia MFA student cum socialite Claire Bernard lived a Carrie-Bradshawian fantasy. She got to ring the Nasdaq closing bell! Even better, she got to do so in the company of "writer" Derek Blasberg, who recently blogged about the many burgers he'd eaten during Fashion Week for Jane. We'd never be so crass as to imply that Derek's looking less slender than usual in fashion week's wake, but we do have to single out the Socialite Rank commenter who remarked, "can derek blasberg look more jewish?" Only time will tell, we imagine.

Socials Ring The Bell [SR]

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