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Even though we are generally inclined only to note agency assistant hires involving people throwing away promising reality TV and legal careers to pursue the sacred vocation of taking ten percent of someone else's dream, we nonetheless feel compelled to pass along a rumor from a tipster alerting us about the newest drone staffing the CAA Death Star:

Jordana Brewster's sister, Isabella, just took a job at CAA.

While client Brewster's little sister is obviously much too old to use in the kind of loyalty-assuring baby-gobbling threat they recently employed to poach Reese Witherspoon (not even partner Bryan Lourd can unhinge his jaw wide enough to swallow an adult whole), hiring her seems like a smart move; should Brewster's Mr. & Mrs. Smith pilot find its way onto ABC's schedule and take her career to the next level (i.e., a level above Annapolis and Texas Chainsaw Massacre prequels), they won't have to go any further than an assistant desk to secure a hostage whose life they can threaten should she ever consider trying to leave the agency.