Vogue's March issue is "our biggest Spring issue ever!" And Jennifer Hudson is, well, their biggest cover girl ever. (This isn't about her. This is about a magazine that puts emaciated people on the cover every month.) But seriously, right now the 50% of Jennifer Hudson that was Photoshopped out of this picture is all "and I am telling you, I'm not going." To no avail, of course.

Jennifer Hudson: Bringing Down The House [Style.com]