Since this is one of those perennial questions, let's explore the convoluted mechanisms by which you can add your own insightful, typo-free comment to any Valleywag post. Begin your education with the Valleywag Comments FAQ. In a nutshell, most commenters are sent personal invites by Valleywag. Said invites allow comment access throughout Valleywag, and throughout all Gawker Media sites in fact. However, you don't have to possess an invitation to comment — auditions for new commenters are perpetually ongoing. More explanation of this mysterious alternate path, after the jump.

Commenter auditions are quite simple. Even if you don't have comment access, you can submit a comment to any post. Just type your comment in the space provided, then enter a username and password (you're advised to use an alias as your username), and hit the "Submit Comment" button. The system will note that you're not an approved commenter, and you'll be asked to verify your password (and enter an optional email address for password recovery). Assuming you comply, your comment will be saved, but will not be posted yet. Instead, it will be submitted for review to determine its worth. If it's a fantastic comment, it will be approved; the comment will go live, and you'll have full comment access in future to post without moderation. If your comment's a waste of time, then it will be ignored.

Bear in mind that simpleminded comments — short declarations of agreement, insults, dumb jokes, irrelevant remarks, or other foolishness — will always be ignored. Say something interesting. Make a brilliant observation. Share a particularly juicy tip. Or amaze the crowd with your rapier wit. That's the kind of thing we like. For a little context, explore other commenters' history. Clicking on any commenter name in any post will take you to that commenter's home page, where all the comments they've ever made are collected in one place.

So even if you haven't "earned" an invite, feel free to take a crack at commenting. Someone is always reading.